Going, Going, Gone

I kept my expectations pretty low for Girls Gone Dead. Considering the biggest names in the film are Beetlejuice (of Howard Stern fame) and Ron Jeremy, wrestler Jerry Lawler and Linnea Quigley (all in bit parts) I aimed pretty low for this one. Jumping on the Girls Gone Wild craze … Continue Reading Going, Going, Gone

Scary Carrie

We’ve already seen a second adaption of Stephen King’s Carrie.  Now we have a third.  It is seemingly unnecessary.  And the choice of Chloe Grace Moretz strikes me as odd.  She is a good actress, so that is not my issue.  But she has never, in any role I can … Continue Reading Scary Carrie

You Found the Wrong Cabin

Okay.  This post is going to be non-stop spoilers.  If you have not seen The Cabin In the Woods and plan to?  You should skip reading this.  The actual focus is a terrible review of the film. Read more after the jump…

Promising Encounters

I find those shows about Ghost Hunters amusing. Half the cable networks-including Animal Planet has them. Their overly dramatic reveals of nothing but camera lens flares and static sounds that they pass off as evidence. Of all the ideas for a found footage film, this is the greatest setup ever. … Continue Reading Promising Encounters