Some Rejected April Fools Posts

28 Page Why Nickleback is Awesome Manifesto.  Rejected because while making fun of Nickleback is easy, they are not “28 pages of pretending they are awesome” easy.

Racism/Sexism/Homophobia: Just Get Over It Already/Offended? Suck It Up Already

Why White Men Should Be able to Use the “N Word”

Why Gamergate Is Right

Why vetting a replacement is pointless

Being a Comedian Should Mean You Never Have to Say You Are Sorry

All rejected for fear of someone distributing them with a “This guy gets it!” mentality.