Side Effects of Medication
So how come no medication the doctor prescribes ever lists “Awesome Sparkling Personality” or “People Might Love You Even More” as potential side effects. No, it is always, may cause suicidal thoughts or have a severe skin rash that might result in hospitalization or death.
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In One Ear... 
Heh. Good point. They always seem so incredibly severe in respect to the thing that they are supposed to cure. You’ll get liver damage and DIE…but you’ll have really great looking toe-nails!