Month: December 2011
Merry Christmas!
It is moments like these that make me hopeful.
There Are Much Worse Things To Believe In
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Who Needs a Timeline?!
So, Ron Paul is in some hot water over newsletters from twenty years ago. The newsletters are accused of being a wee bit…um…racist. Samples include: “Given the inefficiencies of what DC laughingly calls the criminal justice system, I think we can safely assume that 95 percent of the black males … Continue Reading Who Needs a Timeline?!
It’s Not Good When You Are a Jackass AND Stupid
Take, for example, Jim Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin. He feels it is in good form to be criticical of the First Lady’s backside. His logic is that he is really criticizing her push for healthier eating. And this is a big deal for a number of conservatives. They really despise Michelle … Continue Reading It’s Not Good When You Are a Jackass AND Stupid
Corporate Power One, Idiot Employee Zero
Now, normally, I do not take much enjoyment from the corporate world chastening one of their employees. But a video came out that shows a Fed Ex employee walking up to a gated house with a flat screen TV. He chucks it over the gate and walks away. Of course, … Continue Reading Corporate Power One, Idiot Employee Zero
An Addendum to Movie Idea # 785
There should also be a digital intelligent ape (played by Andy Serkis) who helps the cowboy. And maybe the school headmaster has a stuttering problem. For the Oscar.
Movie Idea # 785
Okay…so, remember that movie Speed? It had Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock on a bus that was rigged by a terrorist to blow up if it went under 50 miles an hour? Has anyone tried “Speed in an Office Building”?! You know… maybe terrorists take over an ofice building and … Continue Reading Movie Idea # 785
Dwight Dons Spandex
You remember that movie Kick Ass? You know, the one where the loser kid wonders why nobody ever fights crime in a costume-so he decides to do it? And teams up with a precocious ten year old girl who kills people and swears a lot? And how it was all … Continue Reading Dwight Dons Spandex
Side Effects of Medication
So how come no medication the doctor prescribes ever lists “Awesome Sparkling Personality” or “People Might Love You Even More” as potential side effects. No, it is always, may cause suicidal thoughts or have a severe skin rash that might result in hospitalization or death.
I Guess It Is The Low Expectations
I have of Congress… but I thought the bill they put forth would be…you know…worse. In fact, I am a little stunned at the left’s reaction. I guess I expected something like a repeal of the DADT Repeal to be in there. But a tie to a pipleline? Something that … Continue Reading I Guess It Is The Low Expectations
Invention Of A Nationality
Mark Steyn had this to say in regards to Newt Gingrich calling Palestine an invented nationality: I wouldn’t disagree with that – “Palestinian” as a nationalidentity is entirely invented – and it’s heartening to have it said out loud. But…uh, technically? Are not all nationalities “entirely invented”? Seriously, why should … Continue Reading Invention Of A Nationality
Betting One Third of What I Make a Year
Is a surefire way to make yourself look like a rich, out of touch douche-bag…not a potential President.
The War on Christmas!!!
By the way, the Holiday Tree in Rhode Island debacle culminated in some folks interrupting the ceremony for the lighting of a pagan symbol by singing a secular holiday song to protest not calling it a Christmas Tree.
Delusions of A War…
In I can see Rick Perry declaring it is wrong to investing tax dollars promoting a the personhead of many who many [Americans] of faith find so deeply sub-human. According to Perry: “But there is a troubling trend here beyond the national security nonsense inherent in this silly idea,” he said. … Continue Reading Delusions of A War…
70 Years
Charles Durning Was the Good Guy
I mean, is it really a surprise? Didn’t the people at Fox see the first Muppet Movie? With the evil Doc Hopper frog legs guy? Even more insidious is that we now look back and realize the guy was actually a small business man… the Muppets hate the job creators!!!! I plan … Continue Reading Charles Durning Was the Good Guy
In One Ear... 