Corporations are People, My Friends
So Mitt Romney feels that Corporations are people. Technically, he is correct. They are considered people… I suspect that would be less bothersome to us if Corporations looked like this:
But let’s just face it…most businesses look and behave like this:
In One Ear... 
Heh. I now have to clean the root beer off of my computer screen. But it was WORTH it.