Geez, Reunions Suck
Bloody Reunion is a violent and bloody affair. I assume. From the disc art. And kind of confusing. I think. But I am not sure.
It opens with someone’s entire life summed up as “you’re born, get married, have a kid and then kill yourself.” Apparently. I could have missed something.
Then we meet cops. This includes the rather standard cop character frustrated that he has to take on a mass murder case just days before retirement. Sucks to be him. I mean, those victims? They have no worries anymore. But this might delay retirement.
Then it flashes back… I think…to a bunch of friends or family getting together. And this is with subtitles, folks. I still do not understand what’s happening. But I suspect some violence is coming.
I think I figured it out…it is a teacher reunited with her students. And either she or one of the students has split from reality. I suspect that eventually…some violence is about to happen.
And there was a kid that was deformed and wears a rabbit mask kept in the basement….by the teacher. I think it was her kid. And it was her husband who killed himself…because what is worse than having a baby that isn’t adorable.
Hey! Somebody in a rabbit mask just slashed a guy on the beach. And then? He kills the guy by art!
Each kid reveals a story that makes you think this teacher was a jerk. She made fun of each kid’s gifts. You know what you do not do? Make fun of a gift a little kid made for you. That’s a punk move. And I think she molested one of the boys.
There is death by hand held stapler, death by ants, death by eye gouging, death by… well, you get the picture. There is a surprise as to who the killer is… and then a major twist. But the moral of the story is “life is hard.” Seriously. Someone basically says “Sometime living is harder.” But it still only makes partial sense. I think. And I am still more or less lost at the end of the film. But it was bloody and violent. A little?
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