Hey Erick Erickson!
What kind of census are you filling out? The one the government sent me? Doesn’t ask about flushing. Or anything else to terribly invasive either.
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"I'm a whole lot better and a whole lot worse than you think I am."-The Choir
In One Ear... 
Every so often, I am struck by the thought that perhaps we are living in some sort of comic book universe where we are actually living in different realities and just don’t realize it.
It’s about the only way I can explain things like the idea that the IRS would need 16,000 new agents to enforce a law that has no punishments for ‘breaking’ it.
Or that one would pull over someone with a Obama bumper sticker and ask “How’s that hopey-changey stuff workin out for ya?” and expect any response other than “Great considering how bad off we were under the last guy by this time.”
They must actually be living in some parallel dimension where all this stuff is true and the world is going to hell in a handbasket, while I’m living in a reality which (while far from perfect) is going rather well.
I’d greet census-takers with a shotgun, too. Except in my case, I mean an unopened can of beer with a can-opener hole near the bottom. Party!!!