Other ‘Quit Yer Cryin’ Ideas

In honor of those brave souls at the Facebook group Constance, Quit Yer Cryin’ I have some other ideas you might want to try.  We understand you are not bigots, and I have included some defenses here as well.

1. MLK, Quit Yer Cryin’-It isn’t that this group has an issue with black people.  They just are tired of people who can’t stop talking about their dreams.

2. Poor People, Quit Yer Cryin’-They don’t hate the poor, just find them depressing.

3. President Obama, Quit Yer Cryin’-They don’t hate the President, just people who get stuff done.

4. Nancy Pelosi, Quit Yer Cryin’-They don’t hate Nancy, but she is such a drama queen, that death threat was just her making things about her.

5. Jews, Quit Yer Cryin’-They don’t hate Jews, in fact, they admire them.  Tough luck how Jesus will cast them into the lake of fire though.  And really, I mean, the holocaust was, like, before most people using Facebook were born!!!

Any other suggestions?