I am suing the owners of Tom & Jerry. Yeah, the cartoon cat and mouse.
See, as a youth, the fact that I shared a first name with a cat who was, essentially, the bumbling villain of the series, led to much teasing and humiliation. It created unneed and unwanted stress that impacted my personal view of myself. This resulted in poor self esteem that left me feeling alone and heart broken.
As I grew older, I was unable to overcome this damage that resulted in sharing the name of said cartoon cat. The continued mockery made it hard to focus on my studies and resulted in poor grades. Had it been Biff and Jerry? I know that I would have lives a life free of teasing and being bullied.
So, Turner Entertainment? Get ready to pay up.