Day: October 21, 2007

Why I Would Not Want To Be Zombie

I’ve given this a lot of thought. 1. Bad complexion. Yeah, I know…that’s shallow. 2. No soul. 3. Only eat human flesh/brains. 4. No sense of style. 5. No sense of rhythm. Can’t jump or dance. 6. Functionally illiterate (hard to read when your eye-balls dry up). 7. Limited Vocabulary. … Continue Reading Why I Would Not Want To Be Zombie