End of An Era…

So, Joss Whedon has announced he is no longer part of the plans to make a Wonder Woman movie.

I see my threatening letters to Mr. Whedon worked.  This, of course, is part of my long term plan.  I was recently approached by myself from the future.  He explained that I needed to make sure Mr. Whedon was removed from the Wonder Woman project.

The unfortunate result for you fans hoping to see this film soon is, it’s another fifteen years away now.  It will sit in developement hell until I am given the job in 2019, after proving myself by writing and drawing the entire line of DC comics for three years, along with writing and directing a fifth sequel to the Y:the Last Man Movie Franchise(the one that gets it back on line after Schumacher screwed the previous two up) and Superman Begins (finally rebooting the Superman Franchise after 20 films).  The critical and fan acclaim will be amazing.  Comics will enter a new era.  So the studio will be confident that I am the person for the job.  Three years later it will hit theaters. Wonder Woman will be an unbelievable hit, causing people demand I run for president in 2024.  I do, and win in a landslide, by the way.  My first act is to finally bring an end to the Iraq war and Marvel comic’s Civil War.

Would you believe I have not been drunk or high a single day in my life?

Posted in: Comic Books, Humor, Movies

6 thoughts on “End of An Era… Leave a comment

  1. LOL! I think you’re going to have fight Amy Reads for this one, though, as she really, really, really wants to write Wonder Woman.

    And good for you about the not having been drunk or high thing. I wish I could say the same thing…especially the one time when I…oh, well…that’s another story for another time.

  2. Loren,

    Amy can’t fight the future now…can she? 😉

    Drugs and alcohol were never a huge draw for me. So, I can’t pretend like it was a big stand I made. I’ve just never quite drank enough to cross the line into more than a slight buzz. And that has been…maybe twice.

  3. ::My first act is to finally bring an end to the Iraq war and Marvel comic’s Civil War.::

    Best of luck on BOTH of those, BTW! I’ll be sure to form a committee to demand your immediate impeachment for how you will have handled it – or will Frank Miller beat me to it b/c there isn’t enough Definitely NOT Gay, No Way! Manliness in your approach? (NOT Gay – DEFINITELY Not!) >:)

    Of course we believe you don’t drink! As a recovering alcoholic, I can assure you drunken and/or drug-addled fantasies are NEVER that interesting. 😉

    Anyway, I’m off to Loren’s Blog to post my two cents about the WONDER WOMAN movie, since I’m sure it will interfere w/your vision and plans for Benevolent Global Domination. Lucky Loren! 😀

    Tim Liebe
    Dreaded Spouse-Creature of Tamora Pierce
    – and co-writer of Marvel’s White Tiger comic

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