So, Joss Whedon has announced he is no longer part of the plans to make a Wonder Woman movie.
I see my threatening letters to Mr. Whedon worked. This, of course, is part of my long term plan. I was recently approached by myself from the future. He explained that I needed to make sure Mr. Whedon was removed from the Wonder Woman project.
The unfortunate result for you fans hoping to see this film soon is, it’s another fifteen years away now. It will sit in developement hell until I am given the job in 2019, after proving myself by writing and drawing the entire line of DC comics for three years, along with writing and directing a fifth sequel to the Y:the Last Man Movie Franchise(the one that gets it back on line after Schumacher screwed the previous two up) and Superman Begins (finally rebooting the Superman Franchise after 20 films). The critical and fan acclaim will be amazing. Comics will enter a new era. So the studio will be confident that I am the person for the job. Three years later it will hit theaters. Wonder Woman will be an unbelievable hit, causing people demand I run for president in 2024. I do, and win in a landslide, by the way. My first act is to finally bring an end to the Iraq war and Marvel comic’s Civil War.
Would you believe I have not been drunk or high a single day in my life?